Step one - cut a hole in the box. Step two - put your junk in the box. Step three - get her to open the box
You’ve seen the video for Dick-in-a-Box featuring Justin Timberlake, now you can give a Dick-in-the-Box as a gift. WoodyinaBox.com is now offering a variety of phallic gifts packaged in a box, ranging from a keychain to a bottle opener. Woodyinabox.com is a subsidiary of Flat Earth Trading, a company specializing in importing goods from Bali, home of the finest wood carvers in the world.
Flat Earth Trading’s president Greg Puhler says “It seemed kind of obvious to do. We already had the wooden penises in stock, so why not put them in a box? So far the keychain and the bottle opener have been the best sellers. It will be interesting to see how many go for the Christmas season”. He also stated that the product has been more popular with smaller retailers – Wal Mart hasn’t called yet.
The video “Dick in a box” has experienced viral media exposure with over 27 million views on Youtube. The video was first aired in December 2006 and features Justin Timberlake and Adam Samberg performing in New York with strategically-placed gift-boxes. A parody of the video from a female perspective, “My box in a box” has also seen recent popularity on the internet, with singer Leah Kauffman signing a recording contract with Rock Ridge music. Cosmopolitan magazine’s July 2007 issue named Kaufman one of the top four female stars of the internet.